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| Episode 4 "Evil Mutant Windows" As we join our heroes (ha heroes my butt) they are deciding who well get the last chocolate cookie, but then suddenly the phone rings. C: What the hell's that? S: I dunno! C: Maybe it's the phone?. Shades picks up the phone frantically (because if you can't tell they haven't had a phone call in a while. S: Hello!? Muffled voice: please, please help me?yes I need help?ummm someone's trying to kill me! S: OK where you at? Muffled voice: ummm I'm outside bill gates estate! S: (laughs) why the hell are you there? MV: Just come quickly! S: OK we're on are way! Chaos and Shades quickly jump in the jag and tear of to the unknown! (Whoa suspenseful) The duo jumps out of the jag, and takes their pistols out of their holsters (suspenseful music plays) C: Hey where are you! S: Shut up or you'll blow our cov?. Suddenly shades falls to the ground as chaos looks for the source she is also silenced by a tranquilizer dart. As shades awakens he finds himself chained to a damp wall in a mysterious dungeon. S: Where the hell am I? C: Shades you there? S: Chaos where are you?!? (Looks around for chaos) C: You dumbass I'm talking to you over our portable radios! S: We have portable radios? C: Listen to me I'm in a white room with padded walls, so get me out! S: Nag, Nag, Nag, OK I'll try to get outta here. Suddenly shades remembers the laser he had installed in his sunglasses last week. S: how our budget can afford laser sunglasses but not a new desk is beyond me. Shades squints a little bit and a little laser comes out of the shades. After a minute he is free and looks around the room. He glazes at the posters that say WINDOWS 98 and realizes who his captor is. Bill GATES! Shades runs down the corridor and up to the only door with a padlock on it, and figures it must be were chaos is being held. Shade hurtles to the door in an attempt to break it open. He fails and ends up with a huge bump on his head. So once again he resorts to his laser beam shades to take out the lock. C: Finally where were you? S: I was investigating! C: So where are we? S: Where at Bill Gates secret lab! C: That Bastard it must have been him that called us! I thought he was Dead! Shades releases Chaos from the restraining jacket. C: No not the comfy jacket! Chaos reaches into a cupboard above her head and pulls out her kick ass jacket. Then she finds to magnums in the same cupboard and hands one to Shades. S: Lets get that bastard! C: Hell Ya! Mission Impossible music plays as they run down the corridor once again. Shades takes out a guard facing the other way with the butt of his gun, and Chaos blows his partner away. Chaos and Shades enter the secret lab of Bill Gates. C: My god he's playing to take over the world with? S: Evil mutant Windows! (Tiny sentries appearing to be window icons march alongside windowsill) Chaos chucks a grenade at the icons and the are deleted. (Sorry couldn't help myself) Chaos runs up to Gates and holds a blade to his throat. C: Talk you SOB! S: look out Chaos Mutant computer geeks! Shades thinking fast pulls out a playboy magazine and throws it out of lab, the geeks chase it like rabid dogs. S: What's the password to shutdown the Windows system gates! Gates: You'll never get it! Chaos presses down with blade a little bit harder so a red line of blood appears. Gates: Okay, Okay it's in my pocket! Shades reaches into gates pocket and grabs a card. S: the password is?. BUNNY HAHAHA! C: HAHAHA you think he would pick something alphanumeric, at least. Shades finally stumbles over to the computer and barley punches in the code to shut down the computer. COMPUTER SYSTEM DOWN! C & S: WOO HOO! C: Sings a lullaby to gates. Gates: let me go I gave you the code now let me go! C: Fine! S: Just a minute Bill you had us in those cells and how long were you planning to keep us there! And for that I am going to do something I should have done a long time ago! Shades shoots gates right between the eyes. C: Nooo you getta have all the fun! Just then George Bush walks in. George: Bill come back to bed honey! S: theres your chance Chaos1 C: Are the children being educated George? Are they? Bang! S: Well we're done here Chaos Gates: NOT SO FAST C: Oh my god gates is a ROBOT! S: RUN! C: He's gonna Explode! Chaos and Shades jump out third story window, they would have been crispy critters if not for the secret jet hidden in Shades, glasses. C & S: YEEHAA! S: Bye, Bye windows! 30 minutes later they land at shades personal runway. Waiting for them was Shades old jag. The radio blares and the presidential race has been won by al gore because of the mysterious death of George bush. C: Heheheheh (Radio continues) and a new software company has been opened by Samuel al Jackson that promises to be really cool and have lots of games. C: GO JACKSON! Shades revs up jag and roars of into sunlight. C: well that was a pretty good day. S: Yes it was but I don't think that's the last we've seen of gates? Credits Roll |
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