you dont need to know who i am, nut this is my site about beating undead, demonic creatures and other evil things. like goths and germans *shudder*. if any of this is wrong then dont blame me coz i aint been able to goddam try it!!!!!

so... first we got vampires, theyre sort of hard to kill but they can regenerate, which is a bugger and they can make more vampires by biting the twats who fuck it up for everyone, but if you have the right stuff its a piece of piss.

zombies, oh dont get me started on THEM! you cut em in half then the top half drags thmeself to you and bites your shins off while the rest of the fucker kicks you in the bollocks!!! 3 weeks an both still swollen!

demons. i find that holy stuff helps with them. but they can be a right pain in the ass

now we have goths and germans. for germans just blow them to fuckery and when they scream their shitty little insults at you just shout back "wer hat eigenlich den kreig gewonnen, nazi hurensohn!!!" meaning 'who won the war anyway, nazi bastard!!!'. as for goths, give them a pianless death because the retards would love torture, but so they dont go to enjoy their eternity of being buttfucked by satan, shove crucifixes and holy water up their ass and gobs so that satan wont be able to put his dick anywhere near them. to make absolutely sure they dont get any of their gay fun, chop their cock off.

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